hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

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precumming:

when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow

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180mph:

All the 13 year olds are gonna wear their weed socks to easter dinner with Grandma tomorrow

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Damn you bitches are harsh lol lost some followers in two days because I’ve been busy.

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